Hey!		 Miss Malt's
Countdown to
2012
 December 21, 2012

Wake up!
 
My name is Miss. Malt. 
To the humans I own, I am a typical house cat. 
But, the truth is, I am a closet intellectual,
a member of Catsu (the cat genius organization).

I own my people, Mommy and Daddoo,
jointly with 4 other cats: 
Smokie, our King;
Smokette, his wife, the Diva;
Milkshake, traumatized by her mother's abandonment;
and
Spot, scared of her own shadow and my surrogate kitten
(she is really Milkshake's).

Mommy and Daddoo are good humans.
They feed us, pet us, and let us in at night if it is cold. 
Sometimes we even get brushed or are allowed to sleep on their feet.

I have tried to warn the other cats and my people that the end is near,
Armageddon is upon us, in less than 5 years - but no one will listen.

I am starting this journal to warn
the other believers out there and
to help them prepare.

More info to come soon.

Good luck to all - we'll need it.

- Miss Maltese Bancroft Larsen
 

 

Preparation Movies
Children of Men
I am Legend
28 Days
28 Weeks
Day of the Dead
Beach Party @ the Threshold of Hell

 

Preparation Books
Apocalypse 2012


Hey!		 December 21, 2012

Wake up!