Crush
Last Updated: Monday, May 21, 2001 10:07 AM
Every now and then I'll get an email from CrushLink stating that someone has a crush on me. While this is definitely a most excellent turn of events for the Humpster, there's just one problem. In order to find out who this sweet lass might be I have to enter her email address. Well, how the hell am I supposed to know that! As popular as this site is -- as revealed by the broken counters on each page -- there's just no way I'm going to know every visitors email address. If the psychic abilities kit that I ordered worked, for only $19.99 plus tax, then maybe I would know. But it doesn't, big surprise there... So, do me a favor. If you drool over the very thought of my name... If you dream of how I got the nickname "Humpty"... If you dream of doing things to me that I would rather not know about... Then send me an email, instead of making me use my noggin trying to guess email addresses.
Email me - zzhumphreyt@mail.com
