What's This Page?
Last Updated: Sunday, October 22, 2000 04:26 PM

You got here by clicking on the left and right buttons on my main page, didn't you? Well, I hate to break it to you, but there's nothing here. You see, when you click on left and right buttons enough times you eventually end up at this page; it's some intergalactic law or something. The law has since been expanded to include back and forward buttons as well. You are of course familiar with these buttons as they grace nearly all decent web browsers.

So, you're probably asking yourself, "Well, how do I get out of this netherworld of nothingness?" Well, there's an irony to the escape route. Ya' see, you would normally think that you could just press the back button on your browser and escape, and you would, but you wouldn't really escape. See, this page has a rather weird "feature" to it. It has the ability to reform and rearrange itself however it wants, it even changes its address too -- tricky little page. It could look like any page that it wants. You were actually looking at this page when you were at my home page, but being the playful imp that it is it rearranged itself to look like my home page -- clever, ain't it?

It's a good thing that you've found the back door here, most people wonder the Internet forever and never know they're looking at this page. Is there some kind of meaning in that the way here is through the left and right buttons on my page? Not really, it just so happened that the way to this page was from my page. This page exists in other forms since it can rearrange itself at will -- of course you knew this though. In any case, remember this on your Internet travels. "The way to any destination is to go left, right, forward, or back." Think about it, or something.

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